Nice move, dad. Maybe you should just lock the kid in the trunk?
That's against the law. You aren't allowed to leave any foodstuffs in the car. Even if it is hidden in the trunk the bears will be able to smell that tasty little morsel. And you can imagine the sounds of little Bobby banging on the trunk lid being much like a dinner bell.
Laura, I'm surprised that you would encourage someone to break the law like that. Somebody is asking for a parking ticket with a big ole warning note slapped to the windshield.
