The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?"
The navigator replied timidly, "No sir, what's it for?"
The pilot responded, "I use this on navigators who get me lost!"
The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on top of his chart table.
The pilot asked, "What's that for?"
he navigator replied, "Well to be honest with you sir, "I'll know when we're lost long before you will."
Verum audaces non gerunt indusia alba. - Ipsi dixit MCMLXXII
