Was "A. Sid Mummer's Night Stream" an original....wow, it was awesome. Loved it.
Keeping with the theme of Piss: This morning as Wagga was buttoning his shirt, a button fell off. After that, he picked up his briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then he went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. He went to get into his car, and the door handle came off in his hand. Now he's afraid to pee.