...Higgs-Boson humor, love it, I bet Higgs would too, especially since he's still with us on earth to appreciate the humor, and wouldn't you know it, Higgs-Boson has reminded me of a silly joke (or two)....(compliments of Tommy Cooper)
For the scientifically minded.
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.'
The other says 'Are you sure?'
The first says, 'Yes, I'm positive... '
