Higgs boson walks into a bar, orders a beer.
Bartender shrugs, shakes his head, looks around for help.
Cajun guy leans over, whispers to him.
Bartender looks up, gets up in the boson's grill and says:
"I don know wor yew thank yew or, but in Waxahachie? we don serve nobody orders nothin in no Farayunch."
"Oh," replies the Higgs, "I know exactly where I am (although that does raise questions about my velocity, doesn't it); I'm not from here, and now I'm gone. You may be CERN of that."
