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A guy walks into a restaurant with an emu and orders fish and chips and a root beer. Emu says I'll have the same thing. When the waitress brings the bill she says that'll be 18.79. Guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out EXACTLY 18.79 AND 2.82 tip for the waitress. WOW she thinks...

Next day here comes the guy with the emu right behind him. Orders a slice of apple pie, ice cream and some milk to wash it down with. Emu orders the same thing. Waitress brings the bill, says that'll be 8.50. Guy reaches into is pocket and pulls out 8.50 PLUS 1.28 tip for the waitress. Waitress is really impressed now so she says how do you do that?
Guys says well, I was walking on the beach one day and found a lamp and a genie came out of it and told me I could have TWO wishes. Now I thought about asking for 10 MILLION dollars, but I got to thinking that sooner or later I'd run out of money. So I asked the genie if anytime I needed money I could put my hand in my pocket and the exact amount I needed would be there.
THAT is SO COOL says the waitress, because you'll never run out of money and you don't have to carry any money and you'll never get robbed and you can get anything you want!
But what's with the EMU?

Oh, says the guy rolling his eyes. My second wish....
What was that says the waitress?
I asked the genie for a tall chick with long legs who'd always agree with me.