Thanks for all the jokes they were much needed. So an airplane is flying along and the pilot makes the usual announcements on the live overhead microphone but forgets to turn off the microphone. He announces to his co-pilot which is being heard by the entire plane. "I'm going to the back to take a big dump and then I am going to screw that new Stewardess." A Stewardess hears the announcement and immediately screams running to the cockpit to let the pilot know about his gaffe. A little lady grabs the Stewardess and says "Slow down Honey, he said he had to take a dump first"
