Rod's joke left a foul taste in my mouth and all I did was read it (ha,ha,ha). Here's a Silly Joke About A Guy Who Probably Doesn't Need a Toothbrush, He Probably Soaks His Teeth Clean.
Old Guy... An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing... He asked the trainer that was near by "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby".......