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A cowboy rode to a saloon and got off his horse, found a post and tied it up. Then he walked into the saloon and ordered a few drinks, then walked back outside to find his horse gone. The cowboy stormed back into the saloon and said "One of ya people stole my horse that was tied up in that post outside. That same thing happened to me back in Texas, and I had to do something I really don't want to do again. Now I'm gonna have one more drink and my horse better be back, tied up to that post, exactly how I left her. Otherwise I'll have to do what I did back in Texas." So the cowboy sat down and ordered another drink, then walked outside to find his horse back, tied up to the post, exactly how he left her. He was just untying his horse when one brave soul walked up to the cowboy and asked, "So what did you do back in Texas?" The cowboy looked the man straight in the eye and said, "I had to walk home."