>> A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "You were in a huge pile-up on the highway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again, but your manly-part was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it." >> >> The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation and we now have the technology to build a new manly-part. They work great but they're not cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."
>> The man perks up.
>> "So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. I understand that you've been married almost thirty years. You should discuss this with your wife. If you had a 5-incher before and get a 9-incher now, she might be overwhelmed. If you had a 9-incher before and you decide to only invest in a 5-incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important she plays a role in helping you make a decision."
>> The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
>> The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
>> "Yes I have," says the man.
>> "And has she helped you make a decision?"
>> "Yes" says the man.
>> "What is your decision?" asks the doctor. >> >> >> >> >> "We're getting granite counter tops
