Mt Whitney Zone Forums The Chat Room Where Are the Silly Jokes?

I was in a Chinese restaurant the other week, and the waitress asked me, "Won ton?"

I cleverly replied, "Not now."

But the weird thing is that a few days after that at the golf course the foursome ahead of me asked if I wanted to play through them. I said, "Not now." But then, inexplicably, a couple of Chinese gentlemen appeared from behind a bush clapping.

Yeah, it's a strange world.

I also remember dinner in a Mexican restaurant one time, when I asked the waitress, "How about a little guacamole?" Surprisingly, she immediately flared up, screaming, "Don't you DARE get fresh with me!"