A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Tommy stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Tommy?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
Little Tommy watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Little Tommy 'Giving up?'
The math teacher saw that Little Tommy wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Little Tommy! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Tommy quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'
Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Little Tommy asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ?"
Little Tommy attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Little Tommy asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Little Tommy, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...'
Verum audaces non gerunt indusia alba. - Ipsi dixit MCMLXXII
