Lara Bingle (you can Google her under Cricket) invited Michael Clarke (you can Google him under Cricket) around for Christmas dinner a few short years ago. She didn't claim to be a good cook, but wanted to serve a home-made meal for him. Actually, she admits to being a lousy cook.
Michael found a very dense object on his plate which was a kind of radioactive green. It made a clunking sound when he dropped it - couldn't even get a fork into it.
"What", he said, "is this?" She, glorying in her new-found cooking skills, replied "Jello".
"Oh", he said, it's a Bingle Jell Rock!
Verum audaces non gerunt indusia alba. - Ipsi dixit MCMLXXII
