Where Are All the Silly Halloween Jokes?



TOP COMPLAINTS OF MODERN-DAY VAMPIRES

Three words: Daylight Savings Time

Can't enjoy a meal at BURGER KING without some redneck yelling, "Look...it's Elvis!!"

After 45 years of Communist rule, it's impossible to find clean, uncontaminated Transylvanian soil for bottom of coffin.

No bat is safe with Ozzy Ozbourne around.

All the crucifix-wearing Madonna clones make finding easy victims difficult.

No warm blood for miles around DC.



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