Re: I object to that characterization.
Tom, you scared me, I almost thought I had totally offended you.


A Tale of Two Nuns
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>There were two nuns...
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>One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
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>and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
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>It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
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>SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
>thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
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>SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
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>SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What
>can we do?
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>SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
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>SM: It's not working.
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>SL: Of course it's not working The man did the only
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>logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
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>SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
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>SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go
>this way. He cannot follow us both.
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>So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
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>Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
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>worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
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>Then Sister Logical arrives.
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>SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
>Tell me what happened!
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>SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he
>followed me.
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>SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
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>SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and
>he started to run as fast as he could.
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>SM: And?
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>SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
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>SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
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>SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
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>SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
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>SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
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>SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
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>SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
>A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
>with his pants down.
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>And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
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>Say two Hail Mary's!
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Lynnaroo