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Little Tommy has retired is now the senior member of the nursing home and at the age of 94 still gets around pretty good. One of his favorite places to go is the garden where he can sit in seclusion and ponder his life's accomplishments.

One day his old friend Little Suzie enters the home. She walks in and the two begin to talk. Soon the conversation turns to sex and Little Tommy says "that's what I miss most of all." The woman looks at the frail Little Tommy and says "you old coot...what makes you think you can still get it up?" "I suppose you're right" says Little Tommy "but at least it would be nice if someone would just hold it." The old woman saw no harm in this and agreed to "hold it" and this activity went on everyday for a couple of weeks.

One day Little Suzie went into the garden to be with Little Tommy and he was nowhere to be found. She was told he was last seen in room 905 so off she went. Little Suzie arrives at room 905 and is shocked to find Little Tommy with another nursing home member named Mabel. They are sitting together and Mabel is "holding it", Little Suzie instantly becomes irrate and shouts "Little Tommy, how could you do this to me, what does she have that I don't have?"...Little Tommy just smiles and says "Parkinsons".