With all the fear of radiation fallout from Japan
I thought it might be useful to tell you about a cheap,
effective, homemade radiation tester you can easily
assemble and rely upon.

Follow these simple instructions, IT REALLY WORKS!!

OPEN A BAG OF ORVILLE REDENBOCKER
MICROWAVE POPCORN.

JUST LEAVE ON YOUR TABLE....

IF IT STARTS POPPING YOU'RE SCREWED.