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Three Men on a Hike
Three men were hiking
> through a forest when they came upon a large raging, Violent river.
>Needing to get to the other side,
>The first man prayed:
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>'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
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>Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs
>And he was able to swim
>Across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
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>After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
>'God, please give me
>Strength and the tools to cross the river'
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>Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms
>And strong legs and
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>he
>Was able to row across in about an hour
>After almost capsizing once.
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>Seeing what happened
>to the first two men,
>The third man prayed:
>'God, please give me the strength,
>The tools and the intelligence
>To cross the river'
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>Poof! .. He was turned into a woman.
>She checked the map,
>Hiked one
>Hundred yards up stream
>And walked across the bridge.
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I linked that one for my wife to review (and cackle over) - hopefully she can explain it to me . . . 
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If a man says something in the woods and there is no woman around to correct him, is he still wrong?
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If a man says something in the woods and there is no woman around to correct him, is he still wrong? Yes. psst... unless Alan brings the scotch
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Another example: What can one say against a person who schleps Scotch and brownies to the top of Mt. Baldy on a group hike?
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God made Adam and he looked him over really well and said
"I can do better"
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My wife's version of the story of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden:
Adam was worthless, not helping out with meals or dishes and such. He only watched TV and played video games. So Eve left, looking for something better.
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In the beginning God created woman and blessed her with three breasts. Then the woman said "I am not giving birth to litters so I do not need three breasts".
"I have given you wisdom and it is through this wisdom you have spoken" said God
"What should I do with this useless boob now"? said God
And God took the one useless boob and created man.
Verum audaces non gerunt indusia alba. - Ipsi dixit MCMLXXII
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I have a picture, which if posted directly, would be rated "titillating" on this site. So I refer you to a scholarly article. Better than beer?. Don't know. I have no hands-on experience here. Besides, I only have two hands.
Verum audaces non gerunt indusia alba. - Ipsi dixit MCMLXXII
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