Mt Whitney Zone Forums The Chat Room Oh, you will LOVE this article -- laughed my head off!!

Very entertaining CaT. I'd really like to know more about the guy who cut his fingers off with a circular saw trimming a limb while standing on a wood chipper, which chewed up the loose fingers. Many of these could be viewed as examples of modern medicine interfering with natural selection . . .

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in Cork's hospital.

The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'.

Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got da fingers.'

'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2009! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'

And Paddy said, ' How da hell was I 'spose to pick them up !!!

Funny, wagga!!!
You've missed your calling in life as a comedian, I think.

We can hire you to do that here, but you'll get paid the same as the rest of us.

CaT