Three Men on a Hike
Three men were hiking
> through a forest when they came upon a large raging, Violent river.
>Needing to get to the other side,
>The first man prayed:
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>'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
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>Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs
>And he was able to swim
>Across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
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>After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
>'God, please give me
>Strength and the tools to cross the river'
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>Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms
>And strong legs and
>
>he
>Was able to row across in about an hour
>After almost capsizing once.
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>Seeing what happened
>to the first two men,
>The third man prayed:
>'God, please give me the strength,
>The tools and the intelligence
>To cross the river'
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>Poof! .. He was turned into a woman.
>She checked the map,
>Hiked one
>Hundred yards up stream
>And walked across the bridge.