No offense taken.
I also own an Ursack. Here is an extra verse that I wrote about the Ursack way back when. (When I originally posted the poem on a JMT group, the same love-hate dialogue about Ursack ensued, which prompted me to write this verse at the time).
I was thrilled to find the Ursack
So light and easy to compress
But now I realize a big bear whack
Could leave you with a great big mess.
You have to tie the hole right
Or a bear claw will do its damage
Make it really really tight
Or you'll be listening to ursine rampage.
