Yeah, like turning that damn marmot into stew...
Moose vs Marmot - this should be pitched to Warner Brothers for a new cartoon idea.
At Hamilton, it would be Moose vs Deer, too. Can't leave anything with any trace of salt or sweat around. I loved going back to my son's employer with him to hear him explain "the deer ate my paycheck" and back it up with photo evidence. I woke early and found a 100 ft trail leading from his pants (hung on a shrub) of bills, student ID, drivers license, receipts, etc to a nearby clearing where Bambi the Marauder was calmly munching on what was left of his leather wallet. T-shirts, trekking poles, bandannas, socks, nothing is safe.