This thread needs a bump.

For all of those who miss those great old tunes from the 60s and 70s, there's good news!
Some of your old favorites have re-released their great hits with new lyrics to accommodate maturing audiences.
You youngsters won't know what we're talking about.

- Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash"

- Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker"

- The Beatles - "I Get by with a Little Help from Depends"

- Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"

- The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"

- The Temptations - "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"

- Nancy Sinatra - "These Boots Aren't Made for Bunions"

- Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"

- Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

- ABBA - "Denture Queen"

- Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

- Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom"

- Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"


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