OMG, I'm shocked to see Wazzu wrote this, I thought for sure Wagga wrote it.
Wazzu, seriously, there is a Santa and he is not dead. An Engineering perspective can't come close to the wonders of the powers of Santa. He's got super special powers from living at the North Pole and from the special foods and candies Mrs. Claus prepares for him. I think Santa's secret to how he delivers all the presents in one night around the world to all the good boys and girls is in the food he eats....we are what we eat. Thanks to Mrs. Claus he has the energy every Christmas Eve to circle the globe and slither down chimneys. I bet Mrs. Claus makes a special reindeer food too which gives the reindeers lots of energy to fly at amazingy fast speeds. Keep an eye out on Christmas Eve and you might catch a glance of Jolly Old St. Nick streaming by in the skies of Orange County. I know I'll be watching for him.
Merry Christmas All
