I'd buy those for the girlfriend if I had a girlfriend like that.
Just waiting on the wire transfer from the Bank of Nigeria for $14.5 million now that I've sent in all my bank details. Lucky for me that the bloke who needed someone to help him move the money out of Nigeria found my email address.
You're one lucky guy, wagga! And to think it would only cost you $500 to have those millions deposited into your bank account. Can you put in a plug for me for the next regime change?
